Two FBI workers are accused of using surveillance equipment to spy on teenage girls as they undressed and tried on prom gowns at a charity event at a West Virginia mall.The FBI employees have been charged with conspiracy and committing criminal invasion of privacy. They were working in an FBI satellite control room at the mall when they positioned a camera on temporary changing rooms and zoomed in for at least 90 minutes on girls dressing for the Cinderella Project fashion show, Marion County Prosecutor Pat Wilson said Monday.

Well, at least it was only for 90 minutes. This is just an isolated example right? All people that enter the mahogany paneled walls and stroll on the lush carpets in immense public cathedrals surely have our interests at heart. Surely they are less greedy than the rest of us. Surely they are in government to overturn the last 28 years of moral decay and anarchy that have ruled the US. Right?