Student: “I’d like to know why I got an F in your class!”
Heartless Professor: “Because the College doesn’t allow me to give you anything lower.”
I guess I will be first to break the log jam. Hahafalalala. Bet the cricket perfessers secretly participate in your fantasy office hours, after giving due progressive deference to valuelness, and the work required by the university to fill out all the forms when you flunk a lazy student. Glad you have finished grading papers and tests.
