Def: (noun) The impossibility of simultaneously measuring what it is that a bureaucrat is doing while also achieving the stated public-interest objectives of the agency said bureaucrat allegedly represents.
Illustration: George’s diner records food inspector in New York City. When not being recorded, the inspector awards the diner an A for cleanliness. When we try to measure and examine what the inspector is doing, well, things change.
Well as with everything, there’s multiple sides to a story. This, for example “had accumulated 56 points under another inspector last month.”