Some of my favorites:
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread.
10. Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
Read the rest of the list here. Sadly, I am praying really hard that Mayor Bloomberg does not find this blog post.