At a mere $15.00 per 12 ounce bag, Ithaca, NY based Gimme! Coffee is proud to offer you …
…. FRACTIVIST BLEND COFFEE
You cannot make this up.
They will donate $2 of every bag sold to anti-fracking groups in New York. Why? Because they just know fracking wrecks our water supplies (hint to my readers: go to the EPA and to the PA State DEP to see evidence) and of course coffee is mostly water. My comments are withheld. It is, remember, a Sunday. And it’s Lent.
Fractivist blend. Where’s Naomi Klein when you need her?
If I were a Pa. dairy farmer who had just struck it rich on shale gas, I’d get my well tested for purity, sell the cows, buy a bottling machine, and sell Holstein’s Choice Spring Water. A black and white cow would be on the label. Sell it to Wegeman’s, starting in the Rochester area, Add some sugar and food coloring and sell Two Ton Bull Power Aid.
Did you notice on the site that the aroma of the coffee is described as “mild nuttiness?” Seriously! 😉
Wondering why my screen name was Hat…sounds Indonesian.
But yes, Speedmaster, the coffee would appeal to the mushroom growers, and other fans of horses***t.
Not only the aroma, but the name of the coffee, gimmie. This evokes a host of references, not just to our and the “modern developed” state here and everywhere except for Singapore, but also to golf, sports, and other pursuits. See: Mulligan, n.