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Were there awards handed out to dingbats who do not manage to kill themselves, then these thieves from my hometown area would be in a race for the title:
If I were one of the burglars who ransacked her Build-A-Burger restaurant in Mount Morris on Sunday and was already in for her surveillance cameras and cash register, I would have made off with the big steel bowl of macaroni salad in the fridge, too.
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Because if you’ve ever tasted Hill’s macaroni salad, you know you don’t wait to eat it, even if you’re lugging a 35-pound cash register and cameras through the weeds of theGenesee Valley Greenway hiking trail in the middle of the night on the lam.
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the three men arrested in connection with the burglary left “a steady trail of macaroni salad” on the Greenway that helped lead investigators to them.
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“It was later discovered that the suspects stole a large bowl of macaroni salad, which they took turns eating, along their escape route
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