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Public Service Announcement: If you ever need a good belly laugh, check out the Darwin Awards.

Were there awards handed out to dingbats who do not manage to kill themselves, then these thieves from my hometown area would be in a race for the title:

If I were one of the burglars who ransacked her Build-A-Burger restaurant in Mount Morris on Sunday and was already in for her surveillance cameras and cash register, I would have made off with the big steel bowl of macaroni salad in the fridge, too.

Because if you’ve ever tasted Hill’s macaroni salad, you know you don’t wait to eat it, even if you’re lugging a 35-pound cash register and cameras through the weeds of theGenesee Valley Greenway hiking trail in the middle of the night on the lam.

the three men arrested in connection with the burglary left “a steady trail of macaroni salad” on the Greenway that helped lead investigators to them.

“It was later discovered that the suspects stole a large bowl of macaroni salad, which they took turns eating, along their escape route

No comment.

 

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